Pork Peace Theory

Free access to scriptures religious leaders try to censor

We have all heard about McDonald peace theory.


Let me introduce you with pork peace theory. Eating pork is essential for world peace.

War happens in regions where people don’t eat pork. Sunni, Syiah, and Jews don’t eat pork. Guess where all the wars are.

Before we dismiss this theory, can we see some counter examples? Perhaps there is something serious going on here. Something like McDonald peace theory.

Pork symbolizes greed. Capitalistic greed keeps the world peaceful. That could be an explanation.

Also, pork is delicious, nutritious, and cheap. And yea, those who don’t eat pork always do so under religious reasons. Religions cause war.

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