A Mother Wannabe’s Difficult Choice

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A Mother Wannabe’s Difficult Choice

Mary is a successful girl. She is smart pretty and talented in many different ways. Mary is a programmer. She makes enough of her own.

Mary wants her eggs fertilized. In other word, she wants to be a mom. She is being horny and all.

“All this making money is fine,” Mary contemplates, “Now I want to get my egg fertilized, and be a mom to propagate my genes.”

Because Mary is a smart and successful independent girl, she doesn’t really need child support payment. However, she also wants a good life. It costs around $500 per month to raise a child in Mary’s country, and that’s all Mary wants from a guy that fertilize her eggs.

“Well, it’s kind of a fair deal,” said Mary, “I am helping him to reproduce. He doesn’t have to get pregnant for 9 months, breast feeding the babies and all. So I expect the sperm supplier to pay $300-$400 of the cost of raising children.”

Mary soon got 2 proposals.

Bob, a smart tall handsome billionaire, think that what Mary wants is reasonable. “Sure, $300-$400 is fine. I don’t like spending too much money on a child. I just don’t feel like it. If she wants to help me reproduce, I won’t mind spending $300-$400 per month as she wished.” Bob tells his friends.

Charlie, a welfare recipient, also comes up with a proposal. “Yea I’ll impregnate you babe. However, I am not going to use my own money given that I don’t have any at all. But don’t worry; we’ll just be counting on tax payers’ money that worked hard to support our future children.”

The mating market is so frictional due to market restrictions. Mary wants to be a mother now and she has to make a decision.

“If child support pay is the same, obviously I’ll choose Bob,” said Mary, “Bob genetic quality is proven. He is a billionaire. Either he is a self-made billionaire, which mean he’s great, or he is a biological descendant of one, which carry the genes of a self-made billionaire. Looks like he got what it takes to be a billionaire, whatever it is.”

“I am not saying that Charlie is inferior or anything. But I do not know whether he can ever be a billionaire or not. One thing for sure is, his genes are not proven yet,” added Mary, “I’ll just tell Bob that.”

“It’s a deal,” said Bob.  “But how do I know that you will indeed ask for only $300-$400 per month as you said? The last time I went through this I get sued for $1 million a month,” asks Bob suspiciously.

“I suppose I can make an agreement that I won’t ask or sue for over $300-$400 a month,” says Mary.

“Well, that kind of agreement is not enforceable in court,” said Bob, “So your commitment means nothing. Even though I know you’re not a gold digger, you effectively are because you can’t commit you’re not.”

“Each girl I knocked up got an option to sue me for a gazillion dollar. That’s the law http://law.stackexchange.com/questions/13536/can-men-in-various-countries-make-pre-conception-child-support-deals,” Bob explained.

“But I am not a whore. I do not need your money. Forget the child support; I don’t need payment at all. I like billionaires’ cock. I know you’re rich because your cars are expensive. I’ll do it for free.” said Mary.

“A whore is simply a whore whose pimp is neither government nor religious leaders. Child support and alimony laws effectively means government, rather than you, set the price of your reproductive service. It’s set in a way that the rich must pay higher prices.,” Bob said. “If every woman that have sex with a guy and get resources in return is called a whore, most woman are. Some just do it without bother entertaining interests and opinions of religious leaders, societies, or governments. Those powerful beings, knowing they are not getting their cut, then call the free ones’ whore, as if the rest isn’t,” Bob explains

“Buy buying plenty of Ferraris’, I signal my wealth and genetic quality. Hence, even though I lower my bid, women still choose me. That means I indeed give better offers,” Bob said while putting a few more thrusts into the negotiation.

“Oummmpmpmpmpmpphhh,” said Mary, helping Bob’s building trusts.

“At $300-$1k per child month, I can easily mass produce biological offspring while keeping many women happy,” added Bob, “If those chicks still choose me, my offers must be better. There is no greater good than providing better offers to more people and capturing bigger market share.”

All leading moral authoritey leaders in Bob’s planet agree.

“Desire of all sentient beings is to get better offers, said Ellen,” the new Dalai Lama

“Free market is great,” said Fiona, the global terrorist leader.

“Profit thy target market like thou would profit thyself,” said Gwen the Kohen Gadol.

“Just like you want to get the better deals from others you too should offer better deals to them. The greatest among us shall be those who provide the best service to the most customers.” said Jenny, the pope, infallibly, to her pregnant concubines.

“When everyone maximizes their profit, everyone is profited and productivity as a whole is maximized. When men get rich bang bitches, kids will have rich smart productive industrious biological dads and our species inflation adjusted gross domestic product will be much more optimized,” said Helen, a noble laureate in economy.

“Getting knocked up by Bob for $2k a month seems like the better deal,” said Mary, our protagonist.

“Well, but there is no guarantee you won’t sue me for $1 million bucks a month later after babies are born. The court decided that future mom couldn’t commit to lower their child support need. That means to me, and all other billionaires, you are effectively a very expensive vicious gold digging whore. Even normal whore is affordable to me, but this charging of money proportional to my wealth is unaffordable for any male,” added Bob.

“Look, you’re hot. With tits and all. But knocking you up don’t worth $1 million per baby month. If I am going to spend that much I might as well get miss universe. I think at most it’s around $2k per baby month,” says Bob expressing how he feels. The way Bob feels is the way most males feel when they’re gawking at girls like Mary and considering the cost and benefit of getting married and/or knocking her up.

“I am not a hoe, and I do not even want or need such option. I am a financially independent woman.” protested Mary.

“But the law says you effectively are. The government, being the pimp, pretty much decides what the price is, namely an option to sue a gazillion dollars, whether you want it or not simply because I am rich.” Bob explained. “You are a hoe and government is the pimp.”

“Well, I don’t need such options,” said Mary.

“The law automatically grants you the option. You can’t even commit not to exercise that option. You can’t refuse the option,” explained Bob.

“I understand that you’re proud that you’re financially independent and stuff. I also know you’re not a whore. In fact, I don’t care even if you are,” said Bob, “But current child support laws effectively make you less tolerable than the most vicious gold digging whore, too expensive even for me to afford,” complained Bob.

“However, we are just mere proletariats, unlike the majestic welfare kings and queens. No matter how smart I am or how many programs I have made. It’s not up to us to decide how much money our children will cost you. It’s also not up to free market mechanism. It’s all up to government, which is the pimp of all hoes,” cries Mary sadly.

“Don’t worry, you can make such deals with me,” said Charlie, “I know you won’t sue for over $300-$400 a month, because I don’t have that kind of money. Taxpayers will pay for our children anyway.”

“I actually do not like having kids that much. A kid doesn’t worth an extra expense of $500 per month for me. In fact, last time my girlfriend was pregnant we don’t even want to pay for abortion because food is more important. So I just kept kicking her bellies up. Took a while to hide their bodies,” added Charlie, “However, it’s legally possible to breed my kid instead with that kind of deal you can’t have with Bob.”

“I actually would rather work hard to be programmer. But my blood lines get paid by welfare check if I make tons of kids and drop them on some drop boxes, (http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/13/u-n-criticizes-europes-drop-boxes-for-unwanted-babies/)” said Charlie. “If instead I worked hard, I would have to pay taxes to support others that exercise their human right to breed like rabbits and put babies on drop boxes,” Charlie explains.

“Wait a minute, so I have a deal. I can get knocked up and get $400-$2k a month. I can make that deal with Charlie, but I can’t make the same deal with Bob. Is that what’s really going on,” ask Mary to her lawyer? The answer is affirmative.

“In that case I have to choose Charlie then,” said Mary, “If I choose Charlie I got subsidies. If I choose Bob I got complexities. I don’t really have a choice.”

“There is only one issue left, Mary. I am gay,” Charlie further added, “But I can’t marry the guy I prefer so I guess I should marry you instead.”

So Mary ended up mating with Charlie and supports their kids neither of them want with Bob’s money taken forcefully through tax to support Charlie’s children.

Charlie also beat up Mary a lot.

Charlie and his kids rob banks and shoot innocent potential investors that could have prevented further economic crisis.

“My Mom told me that she could have gotten a billionaire when she was young. However, societies protected her from getting paid for sex. In return, I too am protecting society from being alive,” said Kerry, Charlie’s son, while emptying more magazines on innocents.

Finally, they are sent to jail, but not before they manage to breed like rabbits continuing families’ tradition.

“Beating women up, or even stoning them, is not a serious issue as long as the women are not being paid,” said Irene, a feminazis think thank public relationship consultant. “It’s like mating with some poor guy. We’ll just be going to come up with some way to see that she asks for it literally. For example, if the girl comes back, we’ll presume that she forgives or even like it,” added Irene. “If she got paid, now that’s rape,” Irene concluded.

“In fact, we would actually encourage that to happen by ensuring that most obviously preferable choices for such women are illegal,” Irene explains further while raising pamphlet demanding more stringent anti women trafficking laws to prevent women from poor countries from getting better fuck deals from males in richer countries.

“What we are truly concerned is if Mary got paid outside forced arrangements, like alimony, because that would be exploitation. We need to protect women from consensually getting paid for sex by happy grateful appreciative rich men,” Irene further clarified.

“Of course I forgive Charlie, what choice do I have?” Mary pondered. “It’s not like he has money I can sue. Also I need my egg fertilized and Bob is not an option because I can’t commit not to sue him a gazillion dollars thanks to some stupid law those feminazis crafted,” Mary brood over further. “Just moving to another country where the males are richer and freer is impossible because those countries tend to have anti women trafficking laws.”

“Wait a fucking minute,” said Bob disgruntledly, “The girl prefers my cock. On top of that I provide better deals. I even bid higher. It’s my money paying for the kid. Why the hell it has to be someone else’s cock that fertilizes her eggs?”

“Well the girl prefers Charlie,” said Don, a typical voter, “It’s this mystery called romantic love.”

“What the fuck is love? There is no mystery. It’s not legally possible to do a certain deal with me and yet the same deal is legal with Charlie. You forced her to pick Charlie,” complained Bob.

“No it’s not. Well you don’t understand because you don’t feel love,” said Don, “Also you got tons of girlfriend, looks like Mary worth more to Charlie than to you anyway.”

“What do you mean? Of course Mary worth more to me than to Charlie, I am willing to bid higher for her, perhaps even to $1k per baby month, while Charlie won’t,” said Bob confused.

“Putting monetary value on women reproductive service is offensive and misogynist,” yell Don angrily.

“Well, let’s put it this way. Charlie doesn’t think having a child worth $500 per month. He also doesn’t think renting a Ferrari worth $500 per month. Why do you bother subsidizing Charlie when he wants to make kids and yet you don’t subsidize him if he wants to drive a Ferrari instead?”

“Well, Charlie’s offspring can be a future tax payer,” said Don.

“Look, my families have been paying taxes for generations. Charlie’s families have been sucking governments’ money for generations. Yet you artificially increase my cost of reproduction and subsidize Charlie to breed like rabbit with MY money,” pointed Bob.

“Well it’s not the kid’s fault that his dad is poor. Also Charlie has a right to reproduce too as many as he wants with your money,” said Don, “His children is our children and we are rich.”

“There has never been us,” yell Bob, “What’s mine is mine and what’s his is his and what’s yours is yours.”

“Sure. We actually prefer Charlie to reproduce like rabbits and make it legal rather than letting jerks like you to do so. In fact, we plan on killing all the rich and productive in gas chambers,” said Don, pretty much reiterating what mediocre people tend to do through humans’ history.

So Bob then spend his billions to buy nukes to preemptively hit the ungrateful socialist societies he lives in.

“That’s just what it takes to raise a kid now a day, $300 per child month and $1 billion to tell every other male to fuck off,” Bob ponders regretfully.

“Well, perhaps there is a more moderate solution,” said Jenny, a politician, “You pay me some cash to get whatever you want and I bullshit the population with whatever they want to believe.”

So Bob then pay up politicians and live happily ever after. He keeps making more and more money rather than breeding kids. Charlie breeds, and Donny bitches on how evil Bob and Jenny are and why the wealth disparity keeps growing.

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A Mother Wannabe’s Difficult Choice

Free access to scriptures religious leaders try to censor

Mary is a successful girl. She is smart pretty and talented in many different ways. Mary is a programmer. She makes enough of her own.

“All this making money is fine,” said Mary, “Now I want to get my egg fertilized, and be a mom to propagate my genes.”

Because Mary is a smart and successful independent girls, she doesn’t really need child support payment. However, she also wants a good life. It costs around $500 to raise a child in Mary’s country, and that’s all Mary wants from a guy that fertilize her eggs.

“Well, it’s kind of a fair deal,” said Mary, “I am helping him to reproduce. He doesn’t have to get pregnant for 9 months, breast feeding the babies and all. So I expect the sperm supplier to pay $300-$400 of the cost of raising children.

Mary soon got 2 proposals.

Bob, a smart tall handsome billionaire, think that what Mary want is reasonable. “Sure, $300-$400 is fine. I don’t like spending too much money on a child. I just don’t feel like it. If she wants to help me reproduce, I won’t mind spending $300-$400 per month as she wished.” Bob tells his friends.

Charlie, a welfare recipient, also comes up with a proposal. “Yea I’ll impregnate you babe. However, I am not going to use my own money given that I don’t have any at all due to my lack of genetic talents. But don’t worry; we’ll just be counting on tax payers’ money that worked hard to support our future children.”

The mating market is so frictional due to market restriction. Mary wants to be a mother now and she has to make a decision.

“Obviously I’ll choose Bob,” said Mary, “Bob genetic quality is proven. He is a billionaire. Looks like he got what it takes to be a billionaire, whatever it is.”

“I am not saying that Charlie is inferior or anything. But I do not know whether he can ever be a billionaire or not. One thing for sure is, his genes are not proven yet,” added Mary, “I’ll just tell Bob that.”

“It’s a deal,” said Bob, “But how do I know that you will indeed ask for only $300-$400 per month as you said? The last time I went through this I get sued for $1 million a month,” ask Bob suspiciously.

“I suppose I can make an agreement that I won’t ask or sue for over $300-$400 a month,” said Mary.

“Well, that kind of agreement is not enforceable in court,” said Bob, “So your commitment means nothing. Even though I know you’re not a gold digger, you effectively are because you can’t commit you’re not.”

“I understand that you’re proud that you’re financially independent and stuff,” said Bob, “But current child support laws effectively make you less tolerable than a very expensive whore.”

“But I am not a whore. I do not need your money.  Forget the child support. I’ve heard you got IQ. Hence, I don’t need payment at all.” said Mary.

“Well, but there is no guarantee you won’t sue me for $1 million bucks a month later after babies are born. The court decided that future mom couldn’t commit to lower their child support need. That means to me, and all other billionaires, you are effectively a very expensive vicious gold digging whore.  Even normal whore are affordable to me, but this charging of money proportional to my wealth is unaffordable for any male,” added Bob.

“Each girl I knocked up got an option to sue me for a gazillion dollar. That’s the law,” Bob explained.

“I am not a hoe, and I do not even want or need such option. I am a financially independent woman.” protested Mary.

“But the law says you effectively are hoe. The government pretty much decide what the price is, namely an option to demand large amount of money, whether you want to ever exercise that option or not.” Bob explained.

“Don’t worry, you can make such commitment with me,” said Charlie, “I know you won’t sue for over $300-$400 a month, because I don’t have that kind of money.”

“Wait a minute, so I have a deal, and I can make that deal with Charlie, but I can’t make the same deal with Bob. Is that what’s really going on,” ask Mary to her lawyer. The answer is affirmative.

“In that case I have to choose Charlie then,” said Mary, “If I choose Charlie I got subsidies. If I choose Bob I got complexities. I don’t really have a choice.”

So Mary ended up mating with Charlie and supports their kids with Bob’s money taken forcefully through tax to support Charlie’s children. Their children all are likely to further burden the already heavily socialized system.

“Wait a fucking minute,” said Bob disgruntledly, “The girl prefers my cock, on top of that I provide better deals, and it’s my money paying for the kid. Why the hell it has to be someone else’ cock that fertilize her eggs?”

“Well the girl prefers Charlie,” said Don, a typical voter, “It’s this mystery called romantic love.”

“There is no mystery. It’s not legally possible to deal with me and yet the same deal is legal with Charlie. You forced her to pick Charlie,” complained Bob.

“No it’s not. Well you don’t understand because you don’t feel love,” said Don.

“Charlie doesn’t think having a child worth $500 per month. He also doesn’t think renting a Ferrari worth $500 per month. Why do you bother subsidizing Charlie when he wants to make kids and yet you don’t subsidize him if he wants to drive a Ferrari instead?”

“Well, Charlie’s offspring can be a future tax payer,” said Don.

“Look, my families have been paying taxes for generations. Charlie’s families have been sucking governments’ money for generations. Yet you artificially increase my cost of reproduction and subsidize Charlie to breed like rabbit with MY money,” pointed Bob.

“Sure. We actually prefer Charlie to reproduce like rabbits and make it legal rather than letting jerks like you to do so. In fact, we plan on killing all the rich and productive in gas chamber,” said Don.

So Bob then went oversea to find countries that value his productivity more. The country he left then gets more and more socialized because all the productive people either fail to reproduce or go somewhere else.

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