Why Trump is Funny

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Trump Being Funny

Hate Trump if you will (I don’t).

We got to admit he’s funny. And for democracy, funny is important. Funny people are persuasive (except, probably me). Being funny is probably a more important criterion for being a US president than say, be good at Math or have high IQ, or have a good GPA.

Democracy is so complex that the guy that gets the job is the guy that’s good at selling himself.

Some people would say isn’t that how most products do?

Well. No. I buy my xiaomi phones based on specs. Ads matter but I got good specs I can compare.

Picking president in democracy is like picking unit link or picking the best timeshare. In those products 80% of what you pay are ads. In picking leaders, 80% of what your candidates do is raising funds for ads.

Some would say that Trump is a conmen. Well. That’s hard to define. Politicians, in general are conmen, like insurance agents in my country selling overpriced product. You just pick the one more convincing.

Super Dad Origin Story

Super Dad origin story: SWIM (Someone who isn’t me) just came back from a mission from another town.

There, SWIM got a distress signal from a maiden in distress. I need $150 to pay for my college. If I didn’t have that by Monday I will have to repeat my semesters, she said. SWIM asks for photos to share with his team.

She looks cute enough. Video chat confirms that. She really is a college student in a state university. Quite smart too. I can give you $70 for a few job, says SWIM. But I really need $150 by 1st August says the girl. SWIM then proposes 3some.

However, none of SWIM’s other team is replying. SWIM’s sidekick has another job. SWIM’s teacher isn’t around. Where are you? Well. I am in Serang. Says the girl. Given that you’re so far away, why don’t you go to our headquarters, SWIM asks in a neutral normal font.

The girl got an anonymous OVO transfer for $11. I am coming says the girl. Unknown to the girl, SWIM forward her conversation to his friends. Near the H hours the girl says OTW. SWIM meets the girl. The girl wants to go to hotel straight because she’s tired.

In the hotel SWIM tries to analyze how the girl went into this deepshit in the first place. My dad has another wife, he died leaving $11k loan. He also gets my mom to be fired from his job because he wants to be the man.

That’s why I don’t want to get married. I am scared my husband gonna be like that. Says the girl. Well. That’s just how marriage works. You need a sugar daddy says SWIM. Meanwhile, SWIM’s guru says he wants to join.

Why don’t you video chat with him and see if you want 2 people at once? Finally, the guru comes. The guru berates SWIM for bad hotel choice. This room is bad. We should cancel and change room.

Then the three of us go to Guru’s Mobile (tm) finding better hotels at slightly more expensive price. The guru also set the mood with lasers, dildo, vibrator, morning after pill, and many tools.

I am on my period says the girl. Doesn’t really matter. Let’s try that anyway says the Guru. Well. So the three starts doing their stuffs. The guru fuck the girl, and SWIM gets blowjob.

SWIM got his first threesome and learn how to make girls feel good straight from a more experienced hero.

In the morning, SWIM tells the girl. Society may say we’re a bad guy. But we’re not your dad.

Here is $150 for your college fee. You need to fix your teeth and do more of this for more. The happy girl says thank you.

You just need to learn how to control your shame and get used to work naked. It’s what girls do anyway to get money. Whether she is prostitute or a wife, there isn’t much difference unless she’s ugly.

The girl smiles. The girl left to Serang, leaving SWIM and his guru.

Then we went to breakfast together. SWIM asks his Guru. Are we the good guys?

Well. Are you crazy? says the Guru. We are the kind of guys every parents tell their girls not to meet. Really? Asks SWIM I’d rather my daughter meet someone like us than someone like that girl’s dad.

You are crazy says the guru.

Well. Swim have made tons of mistakes and realizes that maybe everyone else is correct.

Deep inside SWIM feels something good. I am glad we saved that girl in ways most people can’t. Says SWIM. We’re super heroes.

I went all the way to Bandung to meet a pretty college sugar baby. We talked about lots of things when I was on the bus. She wears hijab and stuff. She told me how Islam is “perfect”

She makes me think a lot. Obviously, I care about whether I am going to get laid or not after travelling quite far.

It’s a none issue. She’s way nicer than the other babies. I have a wonderful “date”. Turns out she is a college student in a state university. I am impressed. Not good at Math and I didn’t get her to do IQ tests. We’re busy doing “something else”.

Persuading her to have children outside marriage may be tough but itit’s not something I should worry too much after the first date. I think she needs more “deradicalization”. But so are most girls in Indonesia.

What makes me wonder is by how much religions actually change people’s behavior. She is obviously a religious person that doesn’t mind to be a sugar baby.

To me, it’s pretty strange that someone would act inconsistently with his/her beliefs. I don’t believe bitcoin will go up and don’t buy. I don’t believe bitcoin will go down and don’t sell. In fact, I believe that I don’t know whether bitcoin will go up or down and hence spread my investment. I act in ways that are consistent with my beliefs.

Others do not. They believe sex outside marriage is sin, and they do it.

She still does many of her tenets. She doesn’t eat pork and stuff. I wonder if religion can persuade people to switch from Pepsi to coke?

It seems, and this is how I think religion works. People have a subconscious mind that will correct them against truly stupid rational thought.

The religious one is the conscious one. So it is actually normal for most people to act in ways that are not consistent with what they consciously believe.

To be blunt. Her left brain is religious. Her right brain “normal”. I don’t think left and right brain theories are correct. More like her reptilian brains (amygdala, brain stem) work normally. Religions just change the “software” in neocortex. It seems that religions work mainly not by changing people’s behavior but by changing their beliefs so they can more easily convince someone else perhaps?

And that’s probably why I am not religious. Other people can be religious because they simply do not do what their religion tells. I have a hard time doing that.

Either I believe religion is true and do what religions teach and reach horrible results (like practicing abstinence). Or I don’t believe in religion and that’s what I do now.

Think about it. Do any Christians turn the other cheek? Not fight their enemies? Sell all their properties and give it to the poor? Those who do will do very badly in the genepool and have gone. Yet there are still tons of Christians.

Religious people are able to simply switch off religious commandments that lead to extinction.

I don’t have that switch. So I am not religious. I expect more research on this.

Big Governments vs Big Corporations

Which one is scarier? Big governments or big corporations?

In general, I think governments are scary and corporations are harmless.

Private sectors good. Public sectors bad.

However, I personally think this is not absolute.

I know the market is winning when people fear big corporations more than the government. Do we want that to win even further?

I wonder if in some cases, really small governments (like Singapore) is effectively private sectors. If you don’t like it, you just don’t go there. If you’re already there, I am pretty sure it’s not tough to find some other country given that Singapore is rich and all.

While really big corporations like twitter is a bit like government. It can censor speech and shift impact your world in many unlibertarian ways.
Not to mention big corporations can lobby and bribe big governments turning into dangerous powerful combo.

Hence, on some extreme cases, big corporations can be scarier than small governments we can just move a few hundred kilometers away.

At least with the government they usually tell before they “ban” you. Private corporations like youtube can ban people and that’s it. You won’t even know why.

In fact, one recurring problem in my life is I am often banned from so many places without knowing why.

Paypal. Indonesian Mensa Lounge. Seeking.

My traits of thinking differently and try new things reward me well in a business where I often have no or little competition due to uniqueness of my idea. However, it makes people that see it think I am doing something nefarious.

In general, I prefer a world where things are decentralized like bitcoin. If that’s not happening yet, I prefer a world where things are semi-centralized. Either the world is divided into smaller countries and services are provided by many competing corporations.

The latter world already happens. Private and public are often just semantic.

Governments that compete are harmless. Corporations with monopoly or fraudulent can be scary.

Why Capitalism Thrives Despite its’ Weakness

Like all ideology, capitalism has a weakness. Can capitalism win the war? Not by much. Well. Capitalism isn’t a war ideology, to be honest.

Capitalist countries have an edge in war. Capitalism can bring wealth that’ll put huge output on the war machine.

That’s how the US won. The US outproduced many many more ships and stuff than the Japanese.

So yea, the society with capitalism, can win wars. However, Capitalism isn’t a war ideology and don’t have many edges compared to others.

The US lost Vietnam war against peasants. Capitalists can’t stomach too much lost of humans’ life. Many things, probably essential to war at that time, like the draft, went against capitalistic principles.

Can it win the election? Barely. People vote based on what they think will work, not on what’s working. What’s working may influence what they think will work, but not by much.

Religions and communism can win the election just as well, if not more than capitalism.

Socialism win election in Venezuela.

Religions and socialism promised good things for many people. Good, believable things. Are those real? Does it work? Most likely, no. But again, promises and beliefs count much more in the election than real results.

So we have this ideology that merely gives better results. It doesn’t win the war easily and doesn’t win the election easily.

All capitalism does is give better results and prosperity for the people. That looks pretty bleak.

How can an ideology gets adopted if it can’t win the war or can’t win the election?

Miraculously, the world is getting more and more capitalistic?

And that’s because of competition among nations.

If we use reasoning, results hardly matter. There are so many ways to convince dumb voters or soldiers that bad plans are awesome.

However, when we try different things and see results, results matter because it influences believe so directly. Everyone can see the result.

Even the poor in South Korea is better off than the poor in North Korea. Even the poor in the US is better off than the poor in Venezuela.

I think that’s the reason why this weak ideology, called capitalism, can thrive. Not through promises or rhetoric or philosophy or argument.

Capitalism thrives when the world can try many different things, and more capitalistic countries are richer.

Capitalism thrives when the results matter. Capitalism thrives when governments themselves compete like businesses.

So if we want even more capitalism and prosperity, we need to make governments compete like fuck.

Then everybody wins.

Free Market

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Someone damage your stuff? The government does nothing.

Cops are busy chasing victimless crime.

Even if the thief gets caught you get nothing back. I’ve heard, unless you’re a beautiful female blonde, nobody cares you’re murdered.

Someone damage your stuff when you use a private company? All damaged are paid. Free market (tm). It just works.☺️. I wonder why?

Homo Sapiens

When you learn evolution theory, you stop seeing humans as fellow humans. You see them as some form of monkeys.

Some homo sapiens prohibit sex outside marriage? You don’t bother thinking why their religion says that or is it sacred or whatever. You just think, ah, it’s alpha homo sapiens telling their beta you can’t get any.

How can a homo sapien become an alpha? By being very good at lying.
And then you see someone that says religion is a lie jailed for “insulting religion”.

Then you think. Wow. This species bring lying to the whole new level.
Bbbbbbbbbuut but but the religious truly believe their faith? Yea. That’s how homo sapiens system is awesome. They have a dual brain.

Their subconscious mind is rational and selfish. And then they have this neocortex containing dorsolateral prefrontal cortex that came up with stories to justify their selfishness as good to other homo sapiens.

You see how I feel every time someone bitch about healthcare and how we’re supposedly “care” about our fellow inter-species specimen? Those things are our competitors right. Are we even genetically hardwired to be altruistic toward them? Is this virtue signaling?

Conservatives Practice

I noticed that conservatives believe in religion but practice evolution theory very well.

I noticed that conservatives believe in religion but practice evolution theory very well.

  1. They produce more children
  2. They prevent their competitors from having sex
  3. They prevent their toughest competitors from having sex. Most extreme conservatives oppose polygamy, prostitution and porn. That eliminate men that can attract most women, men that can pay most women, and prettiest girls.
  4. They use reward and punishment to get people to behave.
  5. They’re heterosexual

In general. It seems that there is a correlation between what makes us survive in the gene pool, what our reptilian brain tells us to do, and what religion teach.

Some would point out that conservative politicians advocate celibacy but have sexual affairs. Dude. That’s winning strategy. You get laid, you tell others not to.

But that’s lying? Well.

You think the libtards are honest? Everyone lies. Their lies work. I think this may explain why conservatives pick Donald Trump. They felt he is familiar.

I believe in evolution theory and my scripture is Selfish Gene. I don’t win as well as typical conservatives.

  1. They produce more children
  2. They prevent their competitors from having sex
  3. They prevent their toughest competitors from having sex. Most extreme conservatives oppose polygamy, prostitution and porn. That eliminate men that can attract most women, men that can pay most women, and prettiest girls.
  4. They use reward and punishment to get people to behave.
  5. They’re heterosexual

In general. It seems that there is a correlation between what makes us survive in the gene pool, what our reptilian brain tells us to do, and what religion teach.

Some would point out that conservative politicians advocate celibacy but have sexual affairs.

Dude. That’s winning strategy. I think this may explain why conservatives pick Donald Trump. They felt he is familiar.

I believe in evolution theory and my scripture is Selfish Gene. I don’t win as well as typical conservatives.

Conservatives are Smarter than Liberal

Conservatives believe in religion but practice evolution theory. They produce more children. They prevent their competitors from having sex. They use reward and punishments to get people to be cooperative to their agenda.

Liberals believe in evolution theory but practices religion. They want to raise tax and give welfare and are surprised again and again that the poor breed more poor people. Then they blame everything under the sun except their assinine incentive function.

Yes, religions teach compassion. Guess what? That doesn’t work. The reason why religions teach compassion is that conservatives smartly demand everyone else to be compassionate while they themselves are selfish.

Teaching compassion is fraudulent. It’s a trick. It’s a scam. You don’t maximize your profit if you’re compassionate. If you are, then you don’t need compassion. You just need enlightenment.

I believe in the evolution theory and try to practice winning the evolution game. Not winning yet. Got to read my scripture, Selfish Gene, more.