Bible Does Prohibit Premarital Sex

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Okay, we need to differentiate premarital sex and sex outside marriage here. Premarital sex is sex followed by marriage. There is actually an actual Mitzvah or commandment against that.

“If any man takes a wife and goes in to her and then hates her … saying, “I did not find in your daughter evidence of virginity.” …But if the thing is true, that evidence of virginity was not found in the young woman, then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones, (What? You don’t gang bang her first?), because she has done an outrageous thing in Israel by whoring in her father’s house.

I shorten the passage to highlight the important points. Those who are curious can just check the link straight.

So what are the important details we can learn from this mitzvah?

If a girl have sex outside marriage and latter marry, she shall be stoned. That actually makes perfect sense. After all, the groom has paid some goats to his inlaws to buy his wife. Products that don’t meet industry standard should be recalled and purged to maintain factories’ reputation. Parents are their daughter’s factory. A fair God would implement some sort of consumer protection laws here.

Also her crime here is whoring in her father’s house. So I am not sure if things are okay if she has her own apartment or if her mom owns the deed of the house. That seems like a prudent thing to do if you want grand children from your daughter you’ve spent a lot of money for to put through college.

If instead of getting married, the girls go pro and star in various JAV, that will be okay because as we have seen, there is nothing in the bible against that sort of thing except for perhaps, a priest’s daughter.

Another detail most Christians miss is that what’s important is not necessarily the virginity itself but evidence of virginity.

If the girl lost her virginity through bicycling, tennis, or dildo, she is still liable to death penalty. That being said, virginity restoration operation would fix the problem.

I guess we’ll just have to make sure that our children knows God’s world properly just like what the bible actually says. Please notify your local Sunday school teacher to ensure that they understand this fine point of the mitzvah and teach bible as is.

That mitzvah is something every young girl should think about before they sell their virginity for million$ at eBay.