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AG:
Religions are like farts. Your own smells ok, but everyone else’s stinks
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SF Hahahaha! xD Bah, its not totally true though. 😛
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PS XLNT! 2bad a fireand religion doesn’t have the same effect as fire and fart!
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ND hahaha I agree! They are all stink! But they can only stand with their own smell, so true!
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HB 1000% Agree
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BAS and, although not everyone ok with their own, they will rather keep silent than said it out, damn, so ‘fartly’ true a religion is
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MF I like it like this, You think your shitty religion doesn’t stink but the fart gives it away.
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WY religion is spiritual farting..haha
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DD i think atheism is the same, but they didnt kill ppl for telling they’re stink as hell
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ND I think atheist will tell people if they fart and say excuse me hahaha
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DD atheists : “sorry my fart stinks, but that’s the reality”
religious : “sorry my fart smells better than you”
religious fanatics : “my fart smells good. behead those who insults my fart”
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Christian:
“My fart smells good. Those who refuse to smell my fart will suffer eternally in hell.”
Charismatic Christian:
“My fart smells good. Come on try it. Come on. Here, smell it, take a sniff. Yes there. Come on. Please!”
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Muslims:
“My fart smells good. You got to smell my fart. I will behead you if you refuse. I will behead you if you say that my fart is not fucking smell good. I will behead you if you try to fart yourself.”
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YP … sorry truncated.
Judaism:
“My fart smells good. Those who can’t fart like me are not the choosen one, and should be banished from eternal life.”
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PS Judaism: “What does the Talmud Say about farting? Let me study”…30 years later…”the learned rebbe do not agree on this, other than tha farts are fro Y_H. I will travel to Krakow to see the rabbi there. If I die before completeing the journey, my sons will continue studynig this question.”
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VGB absolutely agree with A!!!
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PS Taoism: “The smell is the fart; the fart is the smell. Those who fart don not smell; those who smell do not fart”
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DD hinduism: “sorry but which of my farts do you refer? there’s millions of them”
buddhism : ” BUDDHA PALM STANCE FARTS!”
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PS Unitarian: “In the interest of interfaith understanding, let’s smell each other’s farts.”
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PS Mormon: Hey, which one of my wives farted just now?
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PS Catholics: “And He said, ‘take and smell of this.'” Or in the new, more colloquial translation, “Dudes, get a whiff of this.”
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PS Presbyterian: “it was foreordained that I should fart, and that you should smell it.”
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PS @A: absolutely effen brilliant post!
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PS Multiculturalism: “all farts are equally valid; and all smell equallly nice. Except farts from white males: they REALLY, REALLY STINK!
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A G whoa, Pat’s on fire! LOL
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PS Feminism: “Women don’t fart”
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PS Jesus: “By thier farts ye shall know them.”
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PS Skinheads/Ultranatinalists: “Only niggers, kikes, spics, gooks, and filthy foreigners fart! If we could kick all their asses out, this country would smell great!”
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PS NazisM: “Aryan farts burn with a clear blue flame.”
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BAS i’m gonna put these farts on my note 🙂
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PS Buddhism: “The jewel is in the lotus. And the fart is in the air. Uhoh, the load is in my pants!”
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PS @A, yup on fire, and itchin to light one!
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PS Zen: The Master was in his hundredth year, and I in my eightieth. He was soon to depart.
As a boy, I asked him, “How shall I know the Zen”?
And he replied, “Study.”
Now my hair was white, and my back bent. “Master, I begged , before you leave the flesh, tell me what is the Zen? I have done as you commanded me all those years ago, but I know not the Zen. “
He smiled, farted thunderously, and died.
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PS Animism: Who farted?
Not me! It was that rock!
Let’s worship it.