Because Jesus would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How's that for ONE guilt-ridden reason?

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Give me ONE good reason why it (porn) should be illegal.

Because  angel Jesus angel would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How’s that for ONE guilt-ridden reason?

Doctor: I have one good reason why you shouldn’t eat alcoholic beverage.
John: Why?
Doctor: Because  angel Jesus angel would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How’s that for ONE guilt-ridden reason? (Jesus’ first miracle is turning water into wine actually)

Military Advisor: I have one good reason why we shouldn’t retaliate if Rusia send nukes. Instead we should give the other cheek.
President: Why?
MA: Because  angel Jesus angel would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How’s that for ONE guilt-ridden reason?

Socialist Bigots: I have one good reason why we should abandon libertarian free market system.
Voters: Why?
SB: Because  angel Jesus angel would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How’s that for ONE guilt-ridden reason?
Milton Friedman: But, socialism is bull shit. Here, check out my math.
SB: fish math. You see,  angel Jesus angel would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How’s that for ONE guilt-ridden reason?
Milton Friedman: Yea yea but you see, humans are selfish and we need to properly align humans interest to productivity if we want to get rich
SB: No. Humans are angels. You see,  angel Jesus angel would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How’s that for ONE guilt-ridden reason?
MF: But I am a fishing nobel laurate. I got mountains of empirical evidences and various deductive common sense reasoning showing that the market is the way.
SB: Away from me you Satan because you think like Homo Sapiens. My faith will move mountains of evidences that blind my heart from believing the one true faith that angel Jesus angel would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How’s that for ONE guilt-ridden reason?

Pro death penalty: I have one good reason why we shouldn’t let robbers alive.
Voters: Why?
PDP: Because  angel Jesus angel would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How’s that for ONE guilt-ridden reason? See the number of DP in old testaments. We should kill people for working on Sabbath. Also we should use stoning. They die too quickly in electric chair. It’s IN THE BIBLE (this case is pretty literal folks).

Anti death penalty: I have one good reason why we should abolish death penalty:
Voters: Why?
Adp: Because  angel Jesus angel would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How’s that for ONE guilt-ridden reason?  Christian Fundamentalists believe that somehow God values humans’ life, which is nowhere mentioned explicitly in the bible. Also He easily slaughtered many for various trivial reasons. Some theorize that God recycle souls as in case of reincarnation.

Jesus: Hi guys, Long time no see, 2000 years give or take. Okay, so how things go? Yea, I think we shouldn’t judge porn so harshly, I mean c’mon, not like the rest of your are free of sin anyway. Why not legalize it?
Religious Bigot: No, but I have one good reason why we should exterminate all those who have sex outside marriage?
Jesus: Why?
RB: Because  angel Jesus angel would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How’s that for ONE guilt-ridden reason?
Jesus: Did I? I mean, I frown upon many stuffs you know. I mean, so what, some hot chicks using their God given talents to humbly serve others in need while other chicks just bury their talents behind clothes. There are worst deeds than that. So what with free sex and free market? There are terrorists and shit. Hell, if screwing porn is that important I would have said that a lot 2000 years ago. When Solomon got like 1000 chicks to fish, DAD didn’t even bother sending a single prophet. Doesn’t worth the Faith points ™. People are bashing religions because they love porn. So many things are sin you make it tough for people to repent. Reaching out to porn stars can help ME save more souls. That crucifixion thing is sunk cost you know. Marginal cost for salvation is kind of low.
RB: Because  angel Jesus angel would frown upon it & he died for your sins. How’s that for ONE guilt-ridden reason?
Jesus: fishoff.